Oy, y’all! Halloween is scary enough with all those adolescent no-necks disguised as zombies, and vampires, and Amy Winehouses banging on the door with threats of “treat me or I’ll trick you” in hopes of getting gobs of candy that won’t do them any good, anyway. Do we have to endure all the grown up no-necks disguised as concerned and respectable citizens doing the same in hopes of getting votes that won’t do anybody good, too? Jeez! I’m glad that’s over!
