Hello Lovelies! Big news! I’ve signed up to find my dream boat, my Mr. Right, you know–my “Some-Mensch to Watch Over Me”–on a computer Internet dating website for half-Jewish Southerners called E-Hominy.com. Their motto is “Love and the whole schmeer!” I’m real real excited. To start, I had to come up with a “user name.” Now, “user name” did not sound all that encouraging on a dating website, to be sure. But, I’m forging ahead. I think my “user name” is real real cute and super appropriate ever since I downgraded my Brazilian Wax to a Mexican Wax, then upgraded to a Disco Wax, and got vajazzled by gluing sparklies on my hoo-hah. (My kiki! You know–my SuzyQ!) Eligible, single, computer Internet savvy, handsome half-Jewish men can now find me on E-Hominy.com as “The Gilded Suzy!”
Wish me luck, y’all! And I’ll keep you posted!
GILDA SUE ROSENSTERN 
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