Dradel, you is my woman, now!

It’s Cupid’s Day! It’s President’s Day! It’s The Chinese New Year! It’s Lupercalia!
AND, it’s Dradel’s Bat Mitzvah!
Turning thirteen means becoming a woman, and it’s a very exciting time for any half-Jewish girl. But, y’all, this is really something. Even at Shalom Shirley Temple, it’s controversial for girls to read aloud from the Torah, but, as far as I can tell, a pussy cat has never even tried. Until now. She’s been practicing diligently, and I think she’s really going to bowl them over!
Mazltov, Dradel! Feline American pioneer!