Having Wonderful Time! Wish You Were Here!

Greetings from the gulf – Lake Tar Monkey – Vacay Central!
I’m having the time of my life! At first I was put off by the black beaches, and dying sea birds. But it turns out that all that oil on the beach is being recycled by the day spa. I’ve never had such great facial, and that hot oil treatment has my hair shinier than ever! As for the sea birds, well, there aren’t that many of them left, so we shouldn’t be bothered by them for long.
Tomorrow I’m taking part in the Lake Tar Monkey Speed Dating Marathon. Ladies get all-she-can-drink Pina-Chihuahuas. Wish me luck!

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