Oy! From the Gulf – Lake Tar Monkey – Vacay Central!
Ok, Round Two of “Monkey in the Round” started off promising. I arranged a date for the evening with a real real cute man, and I was super excited. However, this date did not end with a bang, as I’d hoped, but with a definite and audible whimper. It was a blind date, in a way. I mean he was blind. Like Ray Charles blind. And real real cute. And I thought it was going super great. I was telling him all about The Gilda Sue Rosenstern Computer Internet Show, and about how I think Gomez has a secret hate-crush on me, and about my dreams of becoming a mohel. But at some point during dinner he said something about wishing he was deaf instead, and he got up and left me with the bill! I KNOW!
Well, folks, I’m trying to accentuate the positive, as they say. Round Three just might be the charm. I’ll let y’all know.
Cheers. . .
GILDA SUE ROSENSTERN 