A Mean Mama Dog Production.
Hello, Lovelies!
FYI- Mean Mama Dog is now raising funds for the movie about me HERE! IndieGoGo and Kickstarter take a PERCENTAGE! Do y’all know what that means? It means they take some cents for every dollar you give us! But we can do everything they can do RIGHT HERE! And we need every cent you can throw at us. We’re also going to need some people and stuff. Toss what and/or who you can our way, and spread the word, ok?
Thanks a ton!
Greetings from the Gulf – Lake Tar Monkey – Vacay Central!
Oy, lovelies!
Round One of “Monkey in the Round,” Lake Tar Monkey’s Speed Dating Tournament actually ended with me scoring a date for the evening! Which sounded real real good at first. But by the end of the night, this meshugener was trying to get me to join some cult called The Betty Ford Clinic! What a weirdo! Oh, well! There’s still Round Two! Wish me luck.
Cheers, y’all!
-Gilda Sue
Greetings from the gulf – Lake Tar Monkey – Vacay Central!
I’m having the time of my life! At first I was put off by the black beaches, and dying sea birds. But it turns out that all that oil on the beach is being recycled by the day spa. I’ve never had such great facial, and that hot oil treatment has my hair shinier than ever! As for the sea birds, well, there aren’t that many of them left, so we shouldn’t be bothered by them for long.
Tomorrow I’m taking part in the Lake Tar Monkey Speed Dating Marathon. Ladies get all-she-can-drink Pina-Chihuahuas. Wish me luck!
Hello, Lovelies!
There’s a guy out there who says he finds my show “alienating” and “embarrassing.” And he posted these opinions of me (and my show and a review I did of a real real crazy book called Wondrous Strange: Tales of the Uncanny) just above this quote by some guy who goes just by Voltaire. It’s a super good quote, and, y’all, he didn’t even see himself in it. Check it out.
Cheers!
Hello, Lovelies!
This is just a reminder that I am always here for you. That’s right. I am available to answer any of your questions of any kind. Experiencing a personal or professional dilemma? Let me know. I give better advice than Oprah and we’ll discuss it right on the program for all to hear. Or maybe there’s a grammar problem that confuses you or a word whose meaning and/or origin is unknown to you. Send in your language queries and we’ll address them on a segment we love to call “Word Nerd.” Comment here, or on the Facebook, or at my personal e-mail address on my profile page. Just let me hear from you soon. I worry when I don’t hear from you.
(We used to be so close.)
Until then, Cheers, y’all!
Y’all, I just got back from Atlanta’s Sci Fi Summer Con 2010, and let me tell you, we had a real real rockin’ time! For those not in the know, “Sci Fi” is short for Science Fiction, and “Con” is short for convention. Now, there was definitely a lot of convening, and I did definitely brush up against some fiction. There were authors there with books filled with fiction, and really and truly, I believe I met a few people who were fictional, too (much like myself), but I’m not super duper sure where the science was. Now, I’m not super sciency. Not at all. But I do remember science class from my school days, and we had beakers to fill, and bunson burners to light up, and frogs to cut apart. (Although, it’s good to know that they won’t actually make you do that last part if you cry.) There wasn’t any of that at this convention. Or “con.” You’re supposed to say “con,” y’all. In any case, I met Dr. Who, Dr. Strange, at least one Rock-a-billy Hall of Famer, a pizza delivery man soon to be a best selling author, a blue gorilla who could slap a mean upright bass, a gentleman diabolist, and no fewer than three Klingons. All in one damn day! Stay tuned for a new episode featuring all the meshugas at the con, and look forward to me doing more of these. They damn rock!
Y’all, join us at Bitch!, my favorite little cafe, for Strip Trivia Night every Tuesday and Thursday. It totally rocks.
If you missed last night’s fun, let me tell you, it was wild and woolly, as anyone who knows Nancy Grace can attest. Yes, this week Nancy was on our team. Unfortunately–and I say unfortunately because of the very nature of the rules of Strip Trivia–Nancy is just not a real real good trivia player. All she really knows about is abducted girls and celebrity law suits. Or lip waxing. Oy, she knows enough about lip waxing to fill a book. Give her two Drambuie margaritas and you’ll hear all about it. Anyway, she was losing for us in a big way, and we were all down to our knickers, and it was her turn to remove an item of clothing, when all Hell broke loose. It might be important to know going in that it is against Strip Trivia rules to opt to remove your wig when it’s your turn to remove your padded push-up bra. Apparently, Nancy was unaware of this rule, and being that she was stark raving drunk at the time, she made quite a nearly-naked scene. I swear I have never seen nostrils so big, not even on Nancy. She was livid! And just as she was poised to slingshot bar peanuts at the officials with Anderson Cooper’s thong, she passed out.
Eventually Wolf Blitzer showed up lamenting how he was having to once again drag Nancy Grace out of Bitch! but nobody seemed to be able to drag the bitch out of Nancy Grace.
All this to say, join us at Bitch!’s next Strip Trivia Night. You will not be sorry you did . . . unless, of course, they lift Nancy Grace’s ban and she ends up on your team.
See y’all there!
Y’all, my favorite little neighborhood cafe, Bitch! just put out their new drink menu and they’ve added “The Gilda Sue.” I KNOW! It’s super tasty, but probably an acquired taste – not unlike myself. It’s full of Drambuie, well shaken, and strong but cheap – also not too unlike myself. Drop in and give her a go. See you there!
Cheers, Lovelies!
Hello, Lovelies!
See the new season of the show on the YouTube link above, and check out my new gig as Celebrity Spokesperson for Nunzia’s Nail Nest! “Where Beauty Comes To Roost!”
Thanks a bunch!
GILDA SUE ROSENSTERN 