A Mean Mama Dog Production.
Y’all, I just spent the worst evening of my life in the coolest car I’ve ever seen. This fuzzy limo is covered in astroturf. I KNOW! You’ll get to see my date with the “gentleman” I met on Mr-E-Date.com in The Gilda Sue Rosenstern Computer Internet Show movie. Oy!
Hey, help get the movie about my life to the big screen by donating a little cash HERE!
Thanks, lovelies!
CHEERS!
Y’all, join me at Jerry Farber’s Side Door in Atlanta Wednesday, November 30th.
Well, you won’t be REALLY joining me, as you will be at a table and I will be on the stage. But, come on! It’ll be fun. Comedy, music, cocktails. What else are you going to do next Wednesday? Watch American Horror Story? Don’t you have a DVR? Oy!
OK, so I’ll see you there! 8 PM. $5! Bring pals.
Cheers!
P.S. Jerry’s is located behind the Buckhead Landmark Diner. 3652 Roswell Rd NW (Corner of Piedmont and Roswell.)
BRATO GANIBE, LOVELIES!
No, I have no idea what that means, or who Zambi is. But I do know who Frank Zappa is. Well, sort of. And he, apparently, loved Bruce Hampton, also known as The Master of Mayhem. At least that was what Bruce always told me. But that was years ago when I used to be a rock n’ roll groupie. (I’d say “more about that later” but there will be no more about that later. Oy!) The Colonel is what someone once called a “surrealist musician.” I have no idea what that means either, but he’s a total legend in the music world, and he’s been in movies, too. Even one with Billy Bob Thornton!
Anyway, y’all, here’s what I’m getting at: The Colonel, the OUTkeeper of the asylum, the Duke of the OUTsane, the OUTerpreter of OUTension is going to be in the movie about my life. I KNOW! It rocks! It’s OUTcredible! (This is all Bruce-speak, lovelies. Well, sort of. I may be OUTventing some words, adding to the dictionary I learned during my few years of regular social OUTercourse with the doctor of OUTernal medicine. But, you get it, right?) We at Mean Mama Dog are real-real excited, and you should be, too.
So much fun news to share! Stay tuned for more! And, Brato Ganibe, y’all!
Hello, lovelies!
This is an exciting day! I’m off to finish the theme song for the story of my life. I KNOW! It’s like my own “Coal Miner’s Daughter.” But, without Doo.
Charlie Williams of The Bonaventure Quartet is writing it with me, and I couldn’t be prouder to share the grand staff with such an accomplished musician. I have half a Jewish mind to be intimidated, and if I hadn’t spiked my Starbucks half-decaf mocha (light on the whip, please, hon) with a shot and a half of Drambuie, I would be.
I’ll share this song with you soon, so stay tuned, folks. You’ll dig it the most!
CHEERS!
Well, lovelies, I cannot express how super excited I am about the folks who are climbing aboard Team Gilda Sue. Every time I turn around there’s somebody new and fabulous on the magic bus that is the movie about my life.
Latest passengers: Jason MacDonald and Catherine Dyer!
Y’all they are this generation’s Lunt and Fontaine. The Tracy and Hepburn of the 21st Century. The Burton and Taylor of the New half-Jewish South.
Aren’t they real-real cute?
Those highlighted links above are their super fancy IMDb pages and impressive film/t.v. credits. Check ’em out! Don’t they rock?
Y’all, it just gets better and better, doesn’t it?
Keep staying tuned for more exciting news about All Things Gilda Sue!
Cheers!
Hello, lovelies!
I’m just tickled pink to announce the addition of English Mark Ashworth to Team Gilda Sue. That’s what I said, y’all. ENGLISH! Like British. Only not so much. I KNOW! British folks in the movie about my life! That rocks!
Stay tuned as more developments develop!
Y’all, I’m tickled pink to introduce Lindsay Moore! (Cheers and applause!) She’s the new props gal for the movie about my life. That means she’s in charge of properties, but she’s NOT a real estate agent. She’s made/gathered/conjured/stolen stuff for the props for some super impressive professional theater companies, and she rocks! Thanks, Lindsay! We’re thrilled to have you on board!
And don’t forget to give to the cause, y’all. Spread the word, and thanks a ton!
Cheers!
Y’all, check this out! Gilda Sue Fandom! Thanks to AliasQTip I have my own comic strip dialogue balloon, and bright yellow narration bar, and everything! I don’t know if you’re a rapper, a fanboy, or a smartie-panties, Mr. Tip. But you rock!
Here’s to Mean Mama Dog’s rockin’ crew!
Our sound man, Cayce Means. And director of photography, Reid Stegall.
Script gal and Superwoman, Theresa L. Teague.
We really just got started, but it’s already become painfully clear, that if anything goes wrong, it’s totally Cayce’s fault.
Stay tuned for news of all things Mean Mama Dog. This is gonna be real-real fun!
ACTION!
The day has come and gone, y’all, and I didn’t give it the appropriate fanfare. Super sorry to keep you out of the loop. It’s just that things have been real-real crazy.
The good folks at Mean Mama Dog and I have been talking about and planning this movie about my life for damn ever. We’ve been thinking of our future together, and all of the sudden the future was then. Like NOW. It was upon me in a terrifyingly NOW sort of way. That was last week. The NOW is already a THEN. We’ve had two days of shooting now. But, no matter. We have tons left to do. And when I say “tons,” what I really mean is “TONS!” Oy, it’s scary making a movie about your life, y’all, but real-real worth it. It’s aaaalllll about me. That rocks!
From now on, though, I’m totally going to keep y’all super posted. Here’s the rundown:
Reid Stegall is looking at my life through his camera, and Cayce Means is listening at my life on some head sets, and TL Smith is documenting at my life with her pen and paper. They all rock the ever-lovin’ casbah for all the stuff they do.
OK. Stay tuned. Meanwhile, here’s a photo of me I stole from the wardrobe people.
Bye now!
GILDA SUE ROSENSTERN 